Anonymous: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear 

asian:

my friend kissed me yesterday and my immediate response was “the tongue is the strongest organ in the body”

charlesmacaulayy:

telling someone to read a book and watching as their world slowly gets destroyed by it

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(Source: morevnaa, via makingfunofthestarks)

diamoncls:

Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU

(via adorableweirdo)

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via pizza)

broadway-signatures:

pastel-eden:

fishsticks-not-dicks:

threeyearsonemonthandfivedays:

uncommonlymodestmermaid:

i-love-you-most-ardently:

chloebeale:

sendricamp:

Bohemian Rhapsody. Double Speed.

if you can listen to this entire thing with a straight face i will give you a cookie

I SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING 0.2 SECONDS IN OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

at first i was like challenge accepted but then Galileo happened

JESSU CHIRTS

this is the most metal thing ive heard ever

I swear to you I did it, it wasn’t easy, but I want my cookie.

(Source: loveislikeatarnishedring, via enjolrasstaire)